Posted on July 1st, 2013 by pwheeler
Category: Blonde Jokes, Family, Laugh track
A blonde woman is invited for dinner at her cousins house and as they only live a few blocks apart the blonde lady has walked there. As the blonde is getting ready to leave it starts pouring with rain. The cousin has had a few too many drinks at dinner so says to her blonde cousin “why not just sleep the night here and you can head home tomorrow when it’s stopped raining or I can run you home as I’ll be sober then”
The blonde agrees so her cousin goes to get some blankets. When she comes back with the blankets she can’t find the blonde anywhere. Half an hour later there’s a knock at the door. It’s the blonde, completely drenched. The cousin says “What are you doing ? Where have you been in the rain I thought you were going to sleep over?” “Yes I am ” says the blonde “but I had to go home to get my pyjamas”
Posted on November 5th, 2008 by Site Admin
Category: Blonde Jokes, Tags: Blonde Jokes
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, ‘Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catchmy own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!’
The shopkeeper said with a shy smile, “Well little lady, why don’t you go on and give it a try?’
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lighting reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto it’s bank.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, ‘#@&%#!…….. THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!’
